Anonymous asked:
"The One with (Rachel’s) Inadvertent Kiss"

heroderekhale:

The One With Derek’s Inadvertent Kiss

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"Derek, c’mon, let me have a pizza roll."  Stiles reaches over and tries to grab one from the plate on Derek’s lap, only to be thwarted when Derek moves them out of his reach.

"Mine," Derek says, stuffing one into his mouth.  "My house, my food."

"But — you’re an alpha."

Derek eyes Stiles and shrugs.  ”So?”

"So you’re meant to — provide for the pack and stuff.  Be a giver and a —" Stiles huffs and reaches over again.  "Gimme a pizza roll!"

"Nope."

"It’s like you think I won’t climb on you," Stiles says.

"You could try," Derek says dismissively, grabbing the handful of pizza rolls left on the plate and pushing them all in his mouth.

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iliketolight-thingsonfire:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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The “i need to speak with your manager” haircut

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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